Conversations with my Sons

Not exactly a story, just jotting down few interesting conversations with P who is 6 years and p who is two:

1. Why is the schedule variance not uniform Appa?? asked P: the trigger, I asked him to stay back at home for 15 mts, till p finished his snacks, and then go out to play. There was more to come - You never allow the schedule to change when it comes to sleeping time! Now since I'm going 15mts late - do I get to sleep late?
2. Is God there in all of us Appa? asked P. Little knowing that I will be shortly in a soup, or maybe in hot oil - I said Yes. Ok, then is God there in a Robber as well? If yes then why is a Robber a bad person. I got little worried with this question - but thankfully the next one was easier - If GoYo costs 500/- which is greater than my allowed budget, will you still buy it for me!!